February 2012
“When you don’t have many friends and you don’t have a social life you’re kind of...”
– Tim Burton (via siksta)
Mapcrunch: Trailer
"Hello?"
-fade in from black to an open road in the middle on nowhere, with no civilization in sight-
-a person stands in the road, looking lost-
"Is anybody there? Where am I?"
-scene change to an urban area with signs in a foreign language-
"Where AM I?"
-scene change to people standing around-
"Hello? Can you help me? I'm lost!"
-the people don't move, and appear to be frozen in place-
"What's going on..."
-the person's cell phone rings, they bring it to their ear slowly-
"He-hello?"
Mysterious voice on the other end: "Find the airport."
-snap to black-
MAPCRUNCH
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benedictcumberbatch:
dignified-toddle:
pilkopants:
alwaysdoubletoilandtrouble:
worldsbeyondthestars:
Couldn’t they just make a Lestrade spin off to fill up the time in between Sherlock seasons?
^ THIS
I started laughing so hard thinking of the Sherlock theme But just ‘GREG’ floating above the London skyline
The way you said that made me think of a bad rom-com opening and the title...
brillopadpudding:
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words
heretoseethequeen:
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing...
I never understood the H.O.U.N.D jersey
This was a secret experiment, right? Sherlock had to dig pretty damn deep to find out about it. Who made clothing for it?
"Hey, look what the wife made for us"
"Steve we can't - "
"Here's one in your size, I measured you while you slept"
"This is a secret god damn it! We're making people go crazy and shit."
"But now we look like a team!"
"You're not even a scientist you crazy fuck. YOU JUST MAKE THE TEA!"
Schrödinger's Pizza
hairandglasses:
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And then suddenly...
I look down at the clock five minutes ago: 10 o’clock.
I look down at the clock now: 1 o’clock.
I must have had this manic grin on my face when I laughed as I realized I should probably get to bed. Considering I’m supposed to be up early tomorrow.
whotalianhamsteak:
sen-sei:
i like how fanfiction.net says “unleash your imagination”
more like unleash the gay porn
that is my imagination
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“Each second we live is a new and unique moment of the universe, a moment that...”
– Pablo Picasso (via awwyeahquotes)
I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE...
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thecityofpaper:
crieffs:
g omg series three
opening title
john picks up phone and calls sherlock
“i know you are alive you slut”
strangersatthemall:
notmyarea:
iggymarauder:
alwaysblind:
its due tomorrow hurry
I know you are alive you slut
DYING.
“Hush little baby don’t say a word, Daddy’s gonna buy you a mockingbird.
And if...”
– John Green <3 (via lost-inthelabyrinth)
Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We searched for airports.