December 2011
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
teachers: so what did you do during winter break?
me: stay up till 4am blogging and crying about tv shows and fictional characters
Tick tock, goes the clock...no place for grief or...
“At that minute Martin walked in and I just had a thunderbolt. It dawned on me:...”
– Amanda Abbington on how she and Martin Freeman met. (the rest of the article here)
“Nobody tells an actor, ‘you’re playing a strong-minded man.’ We assume that men...”
– Meryl Streep, on being told that she often plays “strong-minded women.”
(via andyouhavetogivethemhope)
#god had a second child #her name is meryl streep
(via thequietworld)
“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts,...”
– Charles Bukowski (via burnthazel)
Oh hey
Did I tell you I was invited to a New Years party? I was honestly going to spend if on tumblr, playing my uke. I was shocked. Go social me!
I feel like making a text post
2011 almost over, you guys. And I realized I’ve barely talked to any of you. I mean, I stalk from a distance, but there’s not really any, “oh look it’s Madeline, I like that girl” feeling going on. So my New Year’s resolution is that I’m going to be more social on tumblr now. Fun fun fun.
oscarstardis:
Book One: The Tumblr Games.
Book Two: Liking Fire
Book Three: Rebloggingjay
Next thing you know we're going to be forced to...
interestingchoiceofwords:
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“At some point, you gotta stop looking up at the sky, or one of these days you’ll...”
– John Green, Paper Towns (via hillaaryn)
This is my chimey-wimey detector.
ponymagus:
It goes “ding” ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
mr schu: ok glee club ive got a challenge for you this week
rachel: what is it mr schu
mr schu: dubstep
mr schu: and five six seven eight
rachel: wubwubwuwubBbBbBbBbBbB
finn: zzzzeeeooo0oo00o0otb b b b b b b
mercedes: ZZZZBBBWWUBWUBWHEEEEEEoooEEZZZ
blaine: sheEeEeEekkkkktssssssswobwubwubwub
kurt: wubwubwubDGGGG DGGG DGDG DG DG
santana: nnnnnwubwubNNNN v v v v vvvvtttss
tina: doot
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
I'd really like the next companion to be a lesbian...
The Doctor: Oh, and try not to fall in love with me. People do that a lot
Her: Oh, don't worry. I won't.
And through out the entire episode he obsesses about why he's not impressing her. Like, in the middle of action scenes he suddenly brings it up.
The Doctor: WHY? WHY DON'T YOU FANCY ME YET?
Her: You're very nice, it's just-
The Doctor: What?
Her: I play for the other team
The Doctor: Teams? We're running away from aliens and you're talking about SPORT?!
And at the end he finally gets it.
The Doctor; So...Do you want to come with me? Spend your days gallivanting around time and space, saving entire planets and not fancying me one bit?
Her: I'd love to but...My girlfriend, I can't just leave-
The Doctor: Girlfriend? So THAT'S why. Honestly, you could have just told me from the start.
4thjuly1996:
i don’t have ships
i have a fucking naval fleet
Sherlock: I need to get some air. We're going out tonight.
Watson: Actually, I've got a date.
Sherlock: What?
Watson: It's where two people who like each other go out and have fun.
Sherlock: That's what I was suggesting.
Watson: No it wasn't. At least I hope not.
Me: It was and you were definitely hoping so.
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
