February 2012
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Me forcing song lyrics (naturally and unnaturally)...
Gabby: Where are the towels?
Me: At the barricades of freedom.
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Emily: What are we doing in P.E. today?
Me: To quote from our defendants tape: I want her whipped into shape!
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Mom: It's raining out there pretty bad.
Me: A little fall of rain can hardly hurt me now.
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Caroline: That's an awesome contour drawing, Madeline!
Me: I'd rather be nine people's favorite things than a hundred people's ninth favorite thing.
In real life: Oh my gosh, he's so hot.
Facebook: OMG he's fit as.
Twitter: sdjsahdjsadhsafsldsl look at him!
Tumblr: Fuck you, just. FUCK YOU.
Starkids: You know what I’d give him, on a scale of one to ten? One, one being the ugliest, and ten, pretty? I would give him… an eight. Eight-point-five.. or a nine. But not, NOT above a nine-point-eight. There is always room for improvement. Not everyone can be perfect, like me. That’s why I’m holding out for a ten. Because I’m worth it.
Why Rumplestiltskin Isn't A Face Character At...
Kid: [holds up an autograph book]
Rumplestiltskin: Oh no no no, I never sign anything. [Unfurls a contract] People sign things for me~ Tell me dearie, do you have anything you wish for? Anything magical perhaps?
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Me: Wow, I really like these book trailers that's Amazon has. I feel like I'm a spoiled reader. Like, do I even deserve this? It's just too gorgeous.
Cheyenne: You feel spoiled... because you get a trailer for a book.
Me: Yeah. And they're all so pretty, too.
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Oh hey look
SOME IMPORTANT THINGS:
I might be changing my url. Possibly. Who knows. I’m thinking “the-ampersand-enigma” or something with the word “enigma” or “ampersand”. Or something that’s science-y. I’m thinking on it, but haven’t been able to come up with anything witty enough. Yet. Suggestions?
SOME NOT-SO IMPORTANT THINGS:
I really should...
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Unpopular opinion:
I actually like the new formatting.
me: yeah I'm gonna go see the hunger games at midnight
friend: omg! I heard that's where they're going to play the trailer for breaking dawn part 2! i can't wait to see the trailer!
me:
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cop: so you were just visiting when her house burned down?
I say this at least 50 times a day.
1writerintraining1:
wholockappreciationblog:
Friend says Matt Smith is ugly
Wal-Mart is out of Coke Zero
Bitch cuts you in line at McDonald’s
What I will do to Steven Moffat if Doctor Who doesn’t return soon
People mispronouncing the name Benedict Cumberbatch
Someone saying Martin Freeman isn’t cute
CBS Elementary
People who aren’t Andrew Scott
Crème brûlée
Homework
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Okay
So I just finished TFioS, right?
First off, I definitely couldn’t put it down for the life of me. It was an amazing book. Totally stunning, and as poignant as Looking for Alaska (or any of his other books). Just… wow. Quotable, lovable (can you describe a book as lovable?), and truly amazing. God I love John Green.
I loved reading it, too. I was laughing at just about every page...
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In class, watching a video on WWII...
Narrator: ... and sending out 53 divisions...
Me: Not our division
Lucy Liu To Play Watson In CBS’ Modern Sherlock... →
endquestionmark:
The name is Watson, Joan Watson. Lucy Liu is set to play Sherlock Holmes’ sidekick in CBS’ drama pilot Elementary, whose tweaks to Arthur Connan Doyle’s classic include switching Watson’s gender to female. The project, written by Robert Doherty, is set in present day and stars Jonny Lee Miller as eccentric Brit Holmes, a former consultant to Scotland Yard whose addiction...
solar-tsunami:
This is a compilation of Benedict...
dujardins:
e-pic:
Plot twist: Suddenly Oprah shows up and has an Oscar for everyone under their chairs.
#except leonardo dicaprio
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All I want out of the Oscars is RDJ to announce...
pan2dapan:
I want this more than anything right now.
thatswhatgeeksdo:
can you just imagine benedict right now
skirting around cameras and ducking behind other actors
just to make sure we dont see him
manosukestoned420:
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
ezios-vitals:
limiculous:
Yes, it’s violin....