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You’re welcome.
OH GOD. Y U DO THIS.
I shall learn to cover this on my ukulele
What have you done?
high school who used to sing the same thing but...“The Yellow Rose of Texas”. Either way,...
I read an article about this very tidbit. I can no longer read this poem with...straight...
IT WON’T STOP.
WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL!!
my very favorite English professors did this once. It still counts among the greatest things ever
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Well…it is now.
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