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Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:52:41 -0400

tomdelawn: does anyone else have those moments were you go to take a drink from a bottle and for...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:52:35 -0400

does anyone else have those moments were you go to take a drink from a bottle and for some reason you just dont manage to get it in your mouth and it all dribbles down your chin and shirt and it’s that moment that makes you feel like you couldn’t be more of a failure than you are now

mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou: How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly...

Thu, 31 May 2012 21:39:00 -0400

mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:

How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios

and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus

just

how

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Thu, 31 May 2012 18:18:47 -0400

bendydicks: le-struudel: thescienceofobsession: #this looks...

Thu, 31 May 2012 06:50:52 -0400

bendydicks:

le-struudel:

thescienceofobsession:

#this looks like a musical #Sherlock is singing about all the wonderful things that would be in the world if he had Jim #he will woo him with song #and they’ll sing a duet #and then they will kiss #on the edge of the building at sunset

and then jim’s solo

#Sherlock on Broadway

"That’s the thing about pain. It demands to be felt."

Tue, 29 May 2012 20:20:58 -0400

“That’s the thing about pain. It demands to be felt.”

- The Fault in Our Stars | John Green (p. 63)

dilfosaur: congrats to matt smith on carrying the olympic...

Tue, 29 May 2012 20:02:38 -0400

dilfosaur:

congrats to matt smith on carrying the olympic torch

congrats to everyone else for surviving that ordeal

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: pernillo: avengersblood: scherwood: ...

Tue, 29 May 2012 19:57:02 -0400

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

pernillo:

avengersblood:

scherwood:

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

We really need season 3 as soon as possible.

We should start renting ourselves out to other fandoms.

Got a tough problem you can’t solve? Hire a Sherlockian!
Nagging doubt about your favorite series? Hire a Sherlockian!
No question too insane; no detail too tiny to miss.

WE ARE THE FANDOM THAT WAITED. And then got bored.

9 songs, currently

Tue, 29 May 2012 19:21:00 -0400

I wonder how many will end up on it.

moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s...

Tue, 29 May 2012 19:16:32 -0400

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

theidledrifter: jane-b-nimbel: thesanityclause: youngmanandold...

Tue, 29 May 2012 18:34:37 -0400

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:

Tue, 29 May 2012 18:34:19 -0400

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:

IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is:

RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

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I'm making a mix CD!

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:18:15 -0400

Any suggestions?

splinteryourspine: splinteryourspine: I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off...

Tue, 29 May 2012 16:44:46 -0400

splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

improvisedchronicles: a youtube user shares an opinion #can...

Tue, 29 May 2012 12:03:11 -0400

improvisedchronicles:

a youtube user shares an opinion

#can we get this on the cover of a book #like one of those opinions from writers

flatbear:

Tue, 29 May 2012 09:13:00 -0400

flatbear:

　

Then again, when aren’t I in a Tim Burton mood?

Mon, 28 May 2012 22:22:39 -0400

Then again, when aren’t I in a Tim Burton mood?

I’ve been in a very Tim Burton mood lately. No reason.

Mon, 28 May 2012 22:20:53 -0400

I’ve been in a very Tim Burton mood lately. No reason.

Tim Burton movies though

Mon, 28 May 2012 22:19:26 -0400

Quality. If I had a Netflix that’s all I’d watch.

When Canada was chosen to host the 2010 Olympics people had questions. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!

Mon, 28 May 2012 22:15:16 -0400

When Canada was chosen to host the 2010 Olympics people had questions. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England )
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto , can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto ,Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )
A: What did your last slave die from ?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Africa is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe . Canada is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? ( England )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Austria is that quaint little country bordering Germany, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
A: No, we don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.